Week 1 Power Rankings

1. Dolphins (6-3)
2. Cowboys (6-3)
3. Eagles (6-2) *
4. 49ers (5-4)
5. Vikings (6-3)
6. Cardinals (5-4)
7. Seahawks (4-5)
8. Giants (3-6)
9. Jaguars (1-8)
10. Raiders (3-6) *

Week 1 Recap:
– The 9ers shocked everyone by going 5-4 & they made great moves going into week 2. Can they become the dark horse to win it all?
– Vikings had a great week as well & stunned some people in the league.
– The cardinals are frauds…A lot of people are learning chinese this season.
– Another play in season for Koolaidz?
– QBs are scared to sling da rock?
– Is Breesuss the goat?

1. Dolphins (6-3)

Line 1
Ponchy line went 3-0 this week with wins over AceBoogs, Remix & AP. Was a bubblegum week for the 31.5 Mil line but theres nothin you can do about it. They played great this week & made the AP boys look like they belonged in the AFL again. Ponchy has been using Skyler Thompson over Tua due to throw power & apparently is working. I know Ponchy wont be available for week 2 unless Beaste is able to move around games so this line might have a hard time winning next week.

Ponchy- 39/58, 848 yards, 12 td, 3 int, 1 tfl, 1 ff, 1 fr
Nedly- 13 rush, 50 yards, 1 td, 23 tfl, 11.5 sacks
Realest- 38 rec, 844 yards, 12 td, 158 rac, 8 tfl, 4.5 sack, 6 Dint, 5 pdef, 2 Dtd

Line 2
Beaste went 2-1 this week with wins over Fig, UserB. He lost to THEREALKOBE. Beaste had a solid week but got DOMINATED by the line 3 of the EAGLES. Beaste is going to be promoted to line 1 qb for week 2. Will he be able to keep the ship afloat?

Beaste- 27/41, 565 yards, 4 td, 2 int, 9 tfl, 1 sack, 3 Dint, 1 pdef
Kyle- Real Busy
Beefy- 26 rec, 557 yards, 4 td, 190 rac, 1 tfl

Line 3
Rytzo went 1-2 this week with a win over Drock & lost to Hexied & Mallard. I watched this line play against Hexied & they faced cover 0 with no user help over the top & struggled to score. That should never happen when you have weapons like Tyreek & Waddle. Beaste is going to have to improve this line or try to move em if he wants to improve his odds at winning this season.

Rytzo- 17/26, 253 yards, 3 td, 6 int, 2 tfl, 1 Dint
Mamba- N/A
Rigs- 13 rec, 222 yards, 3 td, 45 rac, 2 Dint, 1 pdef

POTW: PONCHYSWAG
Shitter of the week: Rytzo/Call Me Kyle

2. Cowboys (6-3)

Line 1
Brady with the 3-0 week with wins over Gmen, Hex & RPO Painkiller. This line put up some solid wins this week & I don’t see them slowing down any time soon. Brady owns Hexied. “ngl @IR x Brady has the best defensive scheme in the league with the players he has. parsons in the middle is unstoppable” – Hexied

Brady- 22/33, 634 yards, 5 td, 1 int, 3 tfl, 3 Dint, 2 pdef, 1 ff
North- 34 rush, 158 yards, 5 td, 9 tfl, 2 sack
Dfeet- 22 rec, 634 yards, 45 rac, 4 tfl, 2 sack, 3 Dint, 6 pdef, 1 fr, 2 Dtd

Line 2
Hucci went 1-2 this week with a win over TP & losses to AP & xTH3B3HRxG3W. Hucci might be tryna take a page out of my book by going 1-2 week 1 so he can secure the 4 peat. Regardless i think Hucci should switch his playbook for this season. i dont think the saints playbook is a good fit for Dak. This line will win games regardless but if Hucci can get comfortable in a new scheme this team could be lethal.

Hucci- 30/60, 340 yards, 2 td, 6 int, 2 Dint, 1 pdef
Nate- 27 rush, 108 yards, 9 rec, 91 yards, 90 rac, 4 tfl,
Trey- N/A

Line 3
Remix went 2-1 this week with wins over Aceboogs & Koolaidz. They lost to Ponchy. Even with big wins over Ace & Koolaidz Remix is getting the boot for line 3 QB. Childplease will be stepping in & taking over. Child is a QB who can steal some wins as a line 3 qb so its not a bad roster move.

Remix- N/A
WRNZO- N/A
Bwall- N/A

POTW- Brady
Shitter of the week- Hucci

3. Eagles (6-2)*
Eagles still have a reschedule to play with the RAIDERS.

Line 1
Champ with the 3-0 week with wins over Aceboogs, Fixer & RPO Painkiller. Bubblegum week for the 28.5 Mil line but they got the job done. I didnt see any of the games but it seems like Champs has a good run scheme with jalen hurts. Accountant wanted me to note that they gave up 13 points all week. He must be the DCoty.

Champ- 21/34, 343 yards, 5 td, 2 int, 17 rush, 265 yards, 1 td, 2 tfl, 5 Dint, 1 pdef
Accountant- 10 rush, 21 yards, 3 rec, 32 yards, 23 rac, 14 tfl, 6 sack, 1 Dint, 1 Dtd
Farah- 18 rec, 311, 5 td, 96 rac, 3 tfl, 2 dint, 1 pdef, 1 Dtd.

Line 2
As of now TP is 1-1 with a win over Bhedden & a loss to Hucci. I saw some of the Hucci game & TP looked lost out there at qb. He could potentially end the week going 2-1 but He needs to improve if he wants to win the SB this season.

Tp- 11/25, 227 yards, 2 td, 5 int, 5 rush, 37 yards, 1 td, 1 tfl, 2 Dint, 2 pdef
Rusty- 16 rush, 71 yards, 2 tfl, 1 Dint, 1 ff, 1 fr, 2 Dtd
KingHigh- 10 rec, 220 yards, 2 td, 70 rac, 9 tfl, 2 sack

Line 3
Kobe went 2-1 this week with wins over Beaste & Alltheway with a loss to eboK. This might be the best line 3 in the league. Actually TP might get demoted to line 3 idk…but Kobe like to run the ball alot & control the clock & they play some decent defense. I can see this line having a positive record by the end of the season. Kobe LURKED beaste with Nakobe Dean…give him LBoty right now.

POTW- Kobe
Shitter of the week- TP*

4. 49ers (5-4)

49ers made some moves at the end of Week 1 to VASTLY improve the team. First trade was VictisHonor for BlkSup3rsayian & the second trade was a bunch of TC players for TMO. BLK has been wanting to play with TMO for a minute now so as long as they can gel on offense then this 9ers team will be solid. The AP boys did their thing by going 2-1 this week with wins over Hucci & Breesuss. Surprisingly Kwame played very good at QB & 2-0 or 2-1 on the week with wins over TMO & BLK. Bhedden might be the Howie Roseman of the VFL.

AP- 26/46/ 607 yards, 6 td, 3 int, 28 rush, 260 yards, 2 td, 26 rec, 607 yards, 179 rac, 17 tfl, 7.5 sack, 7 dint, 8 pdef, 2 Dtd
Telos- 70 rush, 472 yards, 5 td, 1 rec, 13 yards, 2 TFL, 5 Dint

POTW- Kwame
Shitter of the week- Bhedden*

5. Vikings (6-3)

Line 1
UserB with the 2-1 week with wins over Gmen and Beachmode & loss to Beaste. I’m still stunned that Johnny put 24 mil into UserB but they did have a dent week to start things off. Maybe Johnny will give em the TXjames treatment & let em play shitters all szn. Could be huge.

UserB- 23/42, 304 yards, 3 td, 3 int, 4 tfl
Red- 27 rush, 194 yards, 2 td, 5 rec 77 yards, 1 td, 23 rac, 11 tfl, 3 sack, 1 ff
Areis- 18, 227 yards, 2 td, 64 rac, 1 tfl, 4 Dint, 1 ff, 2 Dtd

Line 2
xTH3B3HRxG3W went 2-1 this with wins over Hucci & someone on the 9ers. They lost to Koolaidz. The rookie line was in a close game with koolaidz & hucci which is promising for the Vikings. Based off the stats it seems like they just give the ball to cook every play & let em Cook. This line will be the key is this teams success.

xTH3B3HRxG3W- 13/24, 165 yards, 2 td, 1 int, 1 sack, 4 Dint, 2 Dtd
Praying4DDA- 42 rush, 244 yards, 2 td, 3 rec, 31 yards, 6 tfl, 1 dint, 1 fr, 1 Dtd
savvyrican- 10 rec, 134 yards, 2 td, 5 rac, 8 tfl, 3 sack, 1 ff

Line 3
Alltheway757 went 2-1 this week with wins over Breesuss and Blunkey with a loss to THEREALKOBE. Another rookie line had a positive week for the vikings. Sure they beat 2 of the worst QBs in the league but a win is a win. Whoever the DC was for the Vikings made me not want to watch another game of Breesuss ever again. Stock cover 4 all game boxin him. Looks like Johnnywheels put on a show this week at DL.

Alltheway757- 28/44, 430 yards, 4 td, 2 int, 8 rush, -19 yards, 1 td, 3 Dint, 1 pdef, 2 fr, 1 Dtd
Shadow- 39 rush, 344 yards, 3 td, 3 rec, 17 yards, 6 rac, 1 Dint, 1 pdef, 2 ff
Johnnywheels- 25 rec, 413 yards, 4 td, 148 rac, 14 tfl, 10.5 sack,

POTW- Praying4DDA
Shitter of the week- UserB*

6. Cardinals (5-4)

Line 1
1-2 with a win over Rytzo & loses to Brady & Sacrifice.

Hexied- 24/46, 486 yards, 5 td, 3 int, 57 rush, 265 yards, 3 td, 1 tfl, 1 sack, 3 Dint, 2 pdef
Doc- 2 rec, 30 yards, 13 rac, 5 tfl, 3 sack
Boxing- 14 rec, 240 yards, 2 td, 34 rac, 1 tfl, 1 Dint

Line 2
3-0 with wins over BLK, Fig & THEREALKOBE. Bubblegum week.

eboK- 44/77, 1002 yards, 7 td, 5 int, 13 rush, 50 yards, 1 td, 6 tfl
Crazy- 8 rush, 20 yards, 3 rec, 28 yards, 15 rac, 9 tfl, 2.5 sack,
Gabe- 41 rec, 976 yards, 7 td, 379 rac, 20 tfl, 7 sack, 2 Dint, 6 pdef

Line 3
Breesuss dropped for drock. Can Drock turn his szn around after making willy & TMO upset???

POTW- Gabe
Shitter of the week- Hexied

7. Seahawks (4-5)

Line 1
Koolaidz went 2-1 this week with wins over xTH3B3HRxG3W and drock & a loss to Remix. Koolaidz didnt have a great week at QB but thankfully Tiger was able to put the team on his back this week. Tiger had a crazy 52 touches this week. Focusing on stopping tiger might be the key to success for beating this line. Koolaidz will more than likely pick up his production but until then its the Tiger show for line 1.

Koolaidz- 18/30, 276 yards, 1 td, 6 int, 10 tfl, 2.5 sack, 3 Dint, 1 pdef, 1 ff, 1 Dtd
Tiger- 52 rush, 290 yards, 3 td, 6 rec, 37 yards, 29 rac, 4 tfl, 3 Dint, 1 fr, 1 Dtd
Pork- 12 rec, 249 yards, 1 td, 87 rac, 9 tfl, 2.5 sack, 1 Dint, 1 Dtd

Line 2
BLK got traded so Breesuss will be takin over with Line 2. Breesuss, Jesse & Brisket. Who knows if Breesuss will get the job done. I could easily see a trade request or two poppin up at the end of the week.

Line 3
Woohdy hard carried this line this week to a 2-1 record with wins over Rytzo & Blunkey. He lost to Beachmode. I didnt watch em play but based off the stats Mallard just gives the ball to woohdy every play & prays he wins them the game. I’m starting to think Woohdy has a fetish for playing with QBs who will give him the rock every play. Another Seahawks line where u just have to stop the RB.

Mallard- 6/12, 130 yards, 1 td, 2 int, 11 tfl, 6 sack
Woohdy- 45 rush, 509 yards, 7 td, 2 rec, 16 yards, 10 rac, 4 tfl, 6 Dint, 3 pdef, 1 ff, 3 Dtd
Smash- 4 rec, 117 yards, 17 rac, 1 tfl, 1 sack, 4 Dint, 1 fr, 3 Dtd

POTW- Woohdy
Shitter of the week- BLK/Koolaidz

8. Giants (3-6)

The Giants had a dissapointing week. Aceboogs went 0-3, Lucky went 1-2 & Beachmode went 2-1. Lucky & Ace will have to step it up if this team wants a chance at the playoffs. 15 mil for aceboogs is insanity.

POTW- Beachmode
Shitter of the week- Aceboogs

9. Jaguars (1-8)

The jags went 1-8 this week with the only win coming from RPO Painkiller(maybe). Unless something magical happens i dont see their season being turned around. Maybe Smitty & Fig used up all their juice last szn.

10. Raiders (2-6) *

The raiders made a lot of moves at the end of week 1. They couldve gotten potentially much worse with these moves. Only time will tell. Drock got sent down for Rugga. Willy got traded for Clutchking. Then they traded TMO for training camp players. They also picked up Sin who is a 3FL guy to pair with Rugga. Rugga & all his 3FL boys say that the VFL is trash & they wuld dominate so it’s time to see if they’re really like that or not. If Rugga & is crew are demons then they should be able to carry this Raiders squad to the playoffs.

POTW- potentially Sacrifice
Shitter of the week- Drock