Author: eboKtsoP

eboK’s Week 2 Power Rankings


#1 Miami Heat(11-1)(6-0)

ZEUS! Weeks 2 claims (Jetsettur).

#2 Los Angeles Lakers(8-4)(4-2)

Kuhrow is HORRIBLE at the video game but LeBron played today in the NBA which will in turn help this Lakers team in the VBA. I don't know when 2k updates the rosters but when they do I don't see this Lakers team losing many games. Sig & crew were able to weather the storm with the LeBron injury going 8-4 which is very impressive. They went 4-2 in week 2 with wins over GSW, LAC, POR & CLE. The 2 games they lost was to MIA & MIL. F34R Painkiller dropped his NUTS on both King Jon & Kurupted Nyx but got exposed by Revolves. Is Fear the best Center in the league???? (Week 2 claims - - Dexxuy)

#3 Portland Trail Blazers(6-6) (3-3)

This Blazers team had a subpar week but they were able to make some moves that will improve their roster moving forward. They went 3-3 this week with wins over CLE, MIL & GSW). They lost to BOS, MIA(FF) & LAL. Portland claimed princegucci103 off of Late Waivers just to ship him off to Boston for xDimesTG. I dont know gucci much but from what i've seen he is a solid player & was told he is a great teammate as well. Dimes will be on a line with his pro am guys. Shakes, Dimes, RiskyYard636544, Perkasauras, & oMidnight. Since this line has a lot of chemistry they should be able to hard carry this Blazers team moving forward. Like I said last week this Blazers team is my dark horse to win it all. (Week 2 moves Called up: perkasourus, RiskyYard636544. Trade for xDimesTG. Sent down: Advanced zap &  Cawn Bread)

#4 Golden State Warriors(6-6) (3-3)

Another slip up week by King Jon & the boys. the UserPick/Jon line is 4-2 while the Primo re line is 2-4. If this team will need some improved play out of their line 2 if they want a shot at winning(it all). Golden State ended up going 3-3 this week with wins over LAC, BOS, & POR. They Lost to LAL, CLE & MIA. The only Late Waiver claim they made this week was picking up lontheprize. I dont know which line he'll be on but regardless of who he'll be with he'll bring the much needed help this team was looking for. After seeing F34R Painkiller drop his NUTS on Jon it might be time to bring in my boy LOONEY.

#5 Milwaukee Bucks(5-7)(2-4)

After the whole Lucky Dabs situation Bwall was able to step up and turn this team around within 48 hours. Bwall made a bunch of roster moves which DRASTICALLY turned his team around. He claimed Revolves SZN, HiMj6975 and RussRebrands all off of the Late Waiver. He also called up lildex803jrx who is a great role player but his availability is the reason why he wasn't on a team. Unfortunatley he traded Woohdy & RedWater for eboKtsop & Brisket. I know woohdy requested a trade but trading for a 14.5 Mil contract to put em on Wesley Matthews is a real head scratcher. Maybe Bwall has something up his sleeves & will get rid of this HORRIBLE contract situation he's in. After Bwall took over the Bucks went 2-1 with wins over LAL & BOS. A loss to POR.

#6 Los Angeles Clippers(5-7)(2-4)

The Clippers ended up going 2-4 this week with wins over BOS & MIL. They lost to GSW, LAL, CLE(FF) & MIA. Honestly this team is a real head scratcher. Sac/Eli put together a great group of tealent but for some reason they cant get the job done. It seems like their only wins on the season is to the bottom teams BOS & MIL. Sacrifice made some big moves this week DROPPING kyle(thank god) & jerzey illest. LAC claimed Shaun 776, RNO Block LP & HOH Joey Snipes from the Late Waivers. Maybe with the moves Sacrifice made at the end of the week will turn this team around.

#7 Cleveland Cavaliers(5-7)(4-2)

Cleveland ended up turning their season around by going 4-2 this week with wins over MIL, LAC(FF), LAL & BOS. They lost to POR & LAL. After trading Kuhrow for Mixtape  at the end of week 1. Kuhrow & Mixtape got to matchup with Kuhrow taking the W. Kuhrow was quoted as saying "Mixtape can't hold my jockstrap. He will never be on my level EVER." Maybe CLE did lose this trade....only time will tell. ANYWAYS...Drock did make some big moves by Claiming FOExMACC & sDolos. I'm guessing they will be playing together along side mixtape. Drock has turned things around very quickly & things are looking on the up & up. Cant wait to see how this teams finishes the season.

#8 Boston Celtics(2-10)(1-5)

Boston went 1-5 this week with a HUGE win over UserPick. Sadly after week 2 ended Swish ended up trading away Dimes which way by far their best player. Swish ended up trading for Woohdy, RedWater & princegucci. This line might be able to string together some wins but the future is looking real GRIM for this Boston squad. I don't personally see this team making the offs but you never know. If Swish & Crazy plan on returning as management for next season then they should be using this season to scout players for season 4.



#1 Miami Heat

The ZEUS lead Miami Heat squad went 5-1 on the opening week of the season with Mizz dropping a game to Woohdy and the Milwaukee Bucks. Even though this was one of the worst player drafts Mizz has ever done I think he put together the best roster to fit his 2k team. Personally I believe the Heat & the Warriors will be duking it out for the 1 seed going into playoffs. Oh & i guess Mizz scored the most points in VBA history by BEATING kuhrows head in.

#2 Golden State Warriors

The Warriors slipped up by going 3-3 but they'll have a bounce back week week 2. Rumor has it Jon was tryna tank to get his waiver order higher to claim a player but who knows if this is true or not. Jon was able to draft his boys so theres no excuse for them losing they should be fighting for the 1 seed with the Miami Heat for the remainder of the season. Unfortunately for GSW the pre season MVP favorite User Pick ran into ZEUS week 1 & held that L. I didn't get to watch that game but from looking at the box score it looks like GSW had trouble guarding ZEUS in the 5 out while Pick having the turnover bug finishing the game with 8 of dem thangs. 

#3 Los Angeles Lakers

Sig did the best job out of all owners during the team bidding by snagging up 4 teams(Lakers, 76ers, Suns, Raptors). He ultimately chose to go with the Lakers but he was able to throw the 76ers & the Suns in the trash. I do think Sig slipped up a bit by not spending his cap to get better quality players but at the end of the day he went into bidding wanting to get his boys & he did exactly that. Even with that being said i believe this Lakers team can win it all once Lebron comes back. The Lakers are bye far the best team in the game with a healthy Lebron & AD. So the fact that they were able to go 4-2 with D'Angelo Russell running the show is very impressive. If i'm sig seeding doesn't matter for me...the only thing that matters is getting LEBRON back. I guess what i'm tryna say is if this Lakers team cant win when LeBron is back then Sig will need some new friends.

#4 Portland Trail Blazers

Nedly did a poor job in team bidding by waiting until the end of the draft to try & snag the Blazers which cost him 8 mil but he was able to turn things around quickly by putting together a good player draft. I think the one thing thats holding this team back is the talent surronding ClevelandCash. If nedly can work the phones & get cash some COMP on his line then this Blazers team can be this seasons dark horse but until that point i see this Blazers team being a mid tier team at best. (Does he know)?

#5 Los Angeles Clippers

Sacrifice was able to put together the 2nd best VBA roster BUT the Clippers aren't an easy team to use on this 2k. Kawhi has a slower shot compared to other 2Ks which unfortunately makes him a 2 way player. Even though Sacrifice put together a great VBA roster i see this team being a middle of the road team at best. They could possibly upset someone in the playoffs by playing suffocating defense but only time will tell. Maybe if they would drop CALL ME KYLE it would increase their chances of winning it all.

#6 Milwaukee Bucks
I dont really have much to say about this Bucks team other than saying Woohdy is the only hope that they have in winning at all. With that being said i can 100% see Woohdy being traded before the trade deadline. Lucky usually has A LOT of roster movement in the VFL so i'm interested in seeing how he plays this season out. Will he be willing to move pieces around to try & compete for a ring? Or will is it his goal to just have fun on Giannis. I guess only time will tell with how things will play out with this Bucks team.
#7 Boston Celtics

The only reason why the Celtics are at 7th & not dead last is because i OWN Richard Healy. This Celtics team will not make the playoffs & if they do it'll be because another team fell apart due to retirements etc. This team only has 1 line & its not great. If Dimes isn't dropping 30 points, 10 assists & 10 steals then that line will rarely win. 14.5 mil well spent tho on the commish....that guy is a HORSE.

#8 Cleveland Cavaliers

This team is literal shit noise. 14 mil on Kuhrow is a joke....Drock must've been high af while placing that bid on Kuhrow. Literally a week after bidding & i'm still stunned Kuhrow went for 14 mil. What a STINKER!! If i'm drock i'm spamming every owner until i can trade kuhrow for a GUARD or multiple solid role players. If Drock doesn't trade Kuhrow then the only way to salvage this season is to stack 1 line by putting Saver, Switzo, Foemacc & Kuhrow together. Even then this Cavs team will be fighting for the 5th/6th seed at best.