ABYSS INTERVIEW
- How did it feel to win your Legacy game rematch vs Realest?
It always feels good to get a win, pretty sure it’s the first time I’ve ever beaten Realest.
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- Will you be looking to set up the tie breaker game vs Realest this szn?
I’m trying to play the best lines during the season so I can try to figure out wtf I’m doing before playoffs, so if we play the ravens again next week I’ll probably be in that one.
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- Did it feel a lot easier to beat realest when he didn’t have Gabe & eboK?
Absolutely, when you take 3 of the top players and put them on a line, it’s gonna be a tough game for anyone. I played with Gabe and realest one season and It was super easy because I could mess up and they will make up for me sucking.
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- Will the Abyss & Realest reunite for another VFL szn or are those days behind us?
I’d love to play with Realest again. He’s a great player and I would’ve tried to get him this season if he wanted to play DC for me.
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- If there was a draft & you had to choose 1 player that you’ve played with in prior seasons. Who would you pick & why?
Honestly, when me realest and Assassin played, it was the most fun I had. Gaabage was freaking hilarious to play with. He made sure to make fun of how bad I was every game, but it’s funny as hell coming from him. Obvious answer to the original question is Realest.
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DaAccountant INTERVIEW
- How did it feel to ABSOLUTELY DOMINATE the mut kids in your primetime matchup? Were you confident going into your matchup with Hex?
It felt great I actually have zero beef with hexi he played a good game but it felt good to give an L to the toxic mut kids. I lobbed the defense all week to shut down hexi plays so I was confident if my defense worked and lucky didn’t turn over the ball we would win
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- Do you feel the crying in gen chat was justified for how hex spams his RPO every play? You obviously showed that it can easily be stopped.
No just like anything else you have to adapt the defense I used was the 3rd variation/Formation i kept tweaking it to stop it. Part of it was users to I simplify the reads for the second day so they had their job I had mine and the defense covered the rest. People need to learn to lab and and try to get better versus expecting it to be easy and get banned
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- On a scale of 1-10 how bricked were you when you saw D Law x factor & pollard juke box?
Fully bricked for dlaw and what is juke box? (I can’t run this madden to save my life)
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- With the regular szn coming to an end next week. Is it a goal of yours to achieve a top 2 seed or are the cowboys chillin? If you did achieve a top 2 seed. Who would you pick for your 1st rd matchup?
We are always going for 1 seed! We don’t really have a preference for who we play because either way we got to play our game.
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- I’m guessing you’ll be top 5 in the MVP race again this week. With that being said. Will you be shooting for the MVP trophy?
I always shoot to be the best in whatever I do. That being said Jack and lucky deserve credit too my defense is my defense but with out them doing their jobs jack stopping running lucky lurking my defense I can’t get pressure and my defense doesn’t work.
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- Is FOEx Lucky on the block?
Last time I checked the GM makes the trades…. so he’ll yea luck aka baker Brady aka sold by lucky aka the turnoveranator is on the damn block.
WEEK 2 MVP Standings
- IR x Brady
- SheLoveNeal
- eboKtsoP
- DaAccountant
- NORTHZIDE
IR x Brady– WINS over Hucci, Koolaidz, Beachmode, Grof, Beaste, Abyss.
WIN- 6
LOSS- 0
Off Yards- 0
Points For- 176
PASS COMP- 83
PASS ATT- 113
COMP %- 73.5
PASS YARDS- 1588
PASS TDS- 12
PASS INT- 5
TFLS- 2
DEF INT- 3
FF- 2
DTDS- 2
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SheLoveNeal– WINS over warpath twice, braves, eagles, abyss, villian av.
WIN- 6
LOSS- 0
Off Yards- 2020
Points For- 160
PASS COMP- 92
PASS ATT- 125
COMP %- 73.6
PASS YARDS- 1658
PASS TDS- 15
PASS INT- 8
TFLS- 5
DEF INT- 3
FF- 1
FR- 1
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eboKtsoP– WINS over warpath twice , braves, eagles, abyss,villian av.
WIN- 6
LOSS- 0
RUSH ATT- 41
RUSH YARDS- 381
RUSH YPC- 9.3
RUSH TDS- 5
REC- 9
REC YARDS- 86
REC TDS- 1
RAC- 33
TFLS- 31
SACKS- 16.5
DEF YARDS AGAINST- 1169
POINTS ALLOWED- 78
TO- 10
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DaAccountant– WINS over eagles, grof, koolaidz, Hex, Hog. Lost to Fig.
WIN- 5
LOSS- 1
RUSH ATT- 70
RUSH YARDS- 309
RUSH YPC- 4.4
RUSH TDS- 6
REC- 8
REC YARDS- 105
RAC- 28
TFLS- 20
SACKS- 11
DTDS- 1
DEF YARDS AGAINST- 829
POINTS ALLOWED- 33
TO- 8
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NORTHZIDE– WINS over Hucci, Koolaidz, Beachmode, Grof, Beaste, Abyss.
WIN- 6
LOSS- 0
RUSH ATT- 40
RUSH YARDS- 193
RUSH YPC- 4.8
RUSH TDS- 6
FUM- 2
REC- 16
REC YARDS- 181
REC TDS- 0
TFLS- 24
SACKS- 12.5
DEF INT- 2
PDEF- 1
FR- 1
SFTY- 1
DTDS- 1
DEF YARDS AGAINST- 1428
POINTS ALLOWED- 85
TO- 12
Week 2 Shitters of the Week
- Blunkey
- Hex & Kubo
- Lucky
- BLUNKEY
The Blunkster somehow BAITED Lucky Dabs into dropping Wace & picking him up. Blunkey went an amazing 0-3 this week to earn himself the BREESUSS award. He put up 0 points vs the Eagles & 3 points vs Hucci. The series between Hucci & the Blunkster is 1-1. Will Blunkey get another chance this szn to see who wins the trilogy?
2. Hex & Kubo
Hex & Kubo went 1-2 this week with 1 stat game vs Kwame & then putting up 2 STINKERS vs Beachmode & DaAccountant. VFL > MUT Squads?
3. Lucky
Lucky made the shitter list for dropping Wace for Blunkey. Wace went 3-0 with Farah & Areis. Blunkey went 0-3 & then got dropped. Not the best roster decision Lucky has ever made. On the bright side the under on his trade spread might hit this szn.
eboKs Week 1 Power Rankings
- Chiefs
- Ravens
- Chargers
- Bills
- Cowboys
- Dolphins
- 49ers
- Eagles
- Bengals
- Jags
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1. Chiefs (10-2)
Wace — Today at 6:31 PM
We need a ESPN Channel and get some media members. So we can have reports when a team like 0-6 be like “ I heard there was trouble in the Kc locker room after losing to The 1-5 dolphins and not scoring Against the Cowboys, I heard Star player Hexi aka Patrick Mahomes yelling At his teammates quote saying “ ITS YOUR FAULT U RAN RIGHT INTO HIM” after a Pick to end the game, and earlier in the game against the dolphins he was heard yelling WHAT ARE U DOING KUBO U JUJED RIGHHT INTO HIM DUMBA**” after a fumble. The Kc chiefs are falling apart Fans are now calling them the quote “ KC Qeefs”.
2. Ravens (9-3)
I should’ve put the Ravens lower on the list due to Realest losing his legacy game against Abyss…
Chael Sonnen has put together a team with 3 ppl who are close to MVP considerations. Mallard, Realest & Warpath. If those 3 keep up their production then i dont see how the ravens dont secure a 1st rd bye.
3. Chargers (9-3)
Will Brady be able to secure MVP next week? Can Beaste help Fig press the A button?
4. Bills (6-6)
Everyone on the roster is 3-3 which means team chemistry is at an all time high. Abyss should drop Hucci for Blunkey.
5. Cowboys (7-4)
Will Lucky be able to figure out his 2nd line before the playoffs? Shouldve kept wace
6. Dolphins (5-7)
The Dolphins went an impressive 5-1 in week 2. Tua received fearless should be huge for them. Are the Dolphins the sleeper team?
7. 49ers (4-8)
After Koolaidz week 2 vacation he should be ready to win some ball games with SAM DARNOLD. Johnnywheels DOMINATED ponchyswag in week 2 at QB. Has Kuhrow ever been good at madden?
8. Eagles (?-?)
Braves was able to get some wins with a roster full of free agents. Can Trash Sticks set the Eagles up for greatness?
9. Bengals (4-8)
The Bengals had a very impressive 0-6 week. Maybe VillianAV can hard carry em to some wins.
10. Jags (3-8)
Pickleball.
