by Primetime Admin

Ian Rappapork w/TP

1. As a top 11 pick, some players (me especially) doubted how you would perform. Clearly proved you could play in the preseason tourney, is this just the start?

Me personally didn’t I had no idea where I would go in draft I did 0 tryouts, do I think I’m top 11 I haven’t played like it of late Iv also had some shit dc and that’s the worst I’m definitely here to prove everyone wrong latest power rankings got us as 15th best team with “terrible users” so ima make sure we better then that

2. What type of offense do you intend on running? Multiple choices with the 49ers!

49ers have a lot of weapons I plan to get it in they hands and let them work but with 2 game winning drives in the preseason I don’t doubt if given the ball last I will score

3. What team do you want to play the most? Why? Who on your team, outside of yourself, do you believe could carry your team?

by Primetime Admin

Power Rankings Preseason

1. Falcons:

the falcons are one of the top favorites, with 2 really good dcs and one of the top ocs hexied i think they can win it all

2. Bengals:

the bengals are a very solid team all around, joka is arguably the best oc in here, if his defense gets 1 or 2 stops they might not lose a game, they just had to sign a fa oc for 2nd line, we will see how that goes

3. Chargers:

the chargers have brady and he is also a top oc in here, if there 2nd line can get wins i think they can be in the super bowl race

4. Jaguars:

the jaguars are also a very solid team, they have great chemistry with nate and hucci, i’m not to familiar with there 2nd line but i know for sure nate and hucci can get things done

5. Eagles:

they have 2 solid lines, i don’t see a weak link on this team, i think they could go far if they play there best,

6. Seahawks:

i don’t know to much about this team but i do know AV is a really solid oc,

7. Dolphins:

i think grof drafted pretty good, i’m not familiar with this team

8. Ravens:

i personally don’t think these users are very good, some people say shurzi can play ball, i see this team going even at best

9. Cowboys:

this team is very middle tier user wise, the cowboys are a good team tho,

10. Packers:

no one stands out to me on this team, larry has no oc to work with,

11. Browns:

this team has been complaining about there o line for a week, i don’t see this team doing much with all this complaining

12. Bills:

i think they are trash, they put up 9 points in a win, if there oc can score they possibly can win a couple games

13. Bucs:

this team is not very good, they have a low tier team and i don’t see how they got this much bad users

14. Saints:

his first pick was wace, i mean this should say it all, wace is not good, i don’t see this team winning a lot

15. 49ers:

this team is very bad user wise, they have a really good team tho, i don’t see them winning at all

16. Cheifs:

this speaks for itself, they lit up 0 points in pre season

by users flawless

Preseason tourney Round 1 recap

With the first round of the preseason tournament ending I wanted to recap some of the scores of these games for everyone.

1st up we got the 9ers and packers

TPbraves king dab and caystayup pulled out a slim victory over blunkey, Mr. Ohio, and “Jerry jones” knowing blunkey he prolly peed his pants all game and couldn’t move the ball well against the 9ers defense. Tough start for the self proclaimed “MVP”

9ers win 17-14

The next game features the cowboys with a lineup of: alltheway, lifted, and northzide going up against the chiefs line of clamps, doc holiday, and Eric cartmen, pork may have predicted something correctly as doc holiday and crew couldn’t beat these cowboys.

Cowboys win 10-0

This game was just sickening, the shitcago bears face off against the las Angeles chargers. I thought the chargers would have some fire power playing with rivals and fig, however childplease brings this line down tremendously in what should have been an absolute blowout for LA they barely squeeze out a win against Lurker, mallard, and fear painkiller.

Chargers 17 bears 14

Texans v dolphins could have been a good game, but let’s face it, grof just simply doesn’t know how to run anything. He did a poop job running the final season of VFL then can’t even follow simple instructions as an owner and gets DISQUALIFIED from a preseason game. Smh

Texans 1 dolphins 0

Bills vs falcons in most eyes should be an easy blowout win for the bills. That madden team is just absolutely insane. However they could not perform with that high powered offense and barely squeeze out a win

Go crazy von, ogwolf, and vizju score 9 points for the bills while Cruce, can’t stop vertz, and telos score a measly 7 for the falcons

What in TARnation is going on here!?

Ravens with oxisar, Shurzi, and fendi absolutely annihilate the VFL golden girls line of abyss, dfeet, and sacrifice final score

Ravens 35 lions 7

Bengals with solo, joka, and crusty bring out the paddle and get a nice old school WHOOPIN on them there jaguars (beach, trash panda, paid dough) I wonder if there will be any jaggin off in Jacksonville tonight

Bengals 38 jaggin off 3

For the final game played this evening we had the eagles ( swaggy, Thompson, helpsin) face off against the browns (sword, hero bricked, and HSG beaste) the eagles pulled out a close one tonight with the final score being

Eagles 14 browns 11

Let’s see what round two has in store and if the teams that lost in round one can redeem themselves in the losers bracket! Best of luck to everyone

by Primetime Admin

Wace Interview

By: Pork

Why are you requesting a trade? Is it just Trevor or is it the team? Teammates?

Um Trevor Lawrence is one of the worst QBs in madden, I personally think death can’t cover and Johnny wheels is a mid WR, I would consider staying if Aaron rodgers was back in madden and maybe we switched you know

Who are some teams you would want to go to? Why? What about them changes your game?

Some teams I would like? to be honest I don’t know but I would prefer the QB be accurate you know like Mahomes Allen Herbert, even Lamar but anybody but Trevor Lawrence he is a bust

With you demanding a trade, there will be rumors of you being an all time worst first pick. Are you a bust? What makes you not a bust?

Um I honestly feel like Jamarcus Russell, my mindset was to be Caleb Williams or a Cam newton you know Joe burrow but maybe I’m Jamarcus Russell I think we have to see first

What are your plans on handling the hate that will come from the situation?

I Love my haters, But to be honest I don’t care about them they just lifeless trolls

 Final statement/thoughts?

Um I think if u put me with the right users you know real madden guys we easily win this Super Bowl, it’s a lot of mid in ownership and the path to a SB is wide open for anyone and with a great QB and a team around me we would have a great chance,

by Primetime Admin

Hexied’s Top 5 MVP Candidates

 

  1. Velus Jones OC – velus is the best mut squads oc. he is also known for using very bad cards in mut so he should be able to fit it on ANY team. velus is a must draft and can’t be passed on by any team
  1. WagBoyz OC – wag is known as the second best OC in mut. he has over 75 super bowls and should be a top pick in the draft
  1. VillanAV OC – most of you know av. great game manager and my 3rd best OC
  1. Oxqw DC/HC – oxqw is a top mut squads dc. has over 85 super bowls and a S TIER user. he will change your defense for sure
  1. NateCashMoney – he has and will be a top player for seasons to come. he should be a top 5 pick easily
by Primetime Admin

Hark

Hark, noble reader! Prepare thyself for a tale of woe and misfortune, for it is with great dismay that I present to thee the lamentable signing of the VFL Jaguars, who have, against all reason and prudence, acquired the services of the most woeful quarterback in the entire league, a man by the name of “Blunkey.”

In this age of technological marvels and strategic prowess, one would think that a team, nay, any sensible entity, would seek to bolster their ranks with talent and skill. Alas, it appears that the Jaguars have strayed from the path of wisdom, opting instead to embrace the folly of incompetence.

Blunkey, dear reader, is a name that sends shivers down the spines of even the most ardent football enthusiasts. His lackluster performances and woeful decision-making have become the stuff of legend, and not in the noble sense. Nay, his throws are as accurate as a blindfolded archer aiming for a distant bullseye, and his understanding of the game resembles that of a bewildered peasant attempting to decipher the intricacies of courtly etiquette.

One must ponder, dear reader, what madness has befallen the Jaguars’ management to bring forth such a calamity upon their team? Have they forsaken the teachings of the gridiron gods, casting aside the principles of precision and cunning? It is a mystery that may never be fully unraveled.

As I ponder upon this dire situation, I cannot help but yearn for a more sensible alternative. Surely, there are quarterbacks of superior caliber who could have graced the Jaguars’ ranks, leading them to glory and victory. Alas, fate has dealt them a cruel hand, and they have chosen to embrace the path of folly.

In conclusion, dear reader, the signing of Blunkey by the VFL Jaguars stands as a testament to the depths of poor decision-making and a lack of foresight. May the football gods have mercy upon their souls, for they have invited their own undoing. Let us hope that the Jaguars, in their quest for redemption, shall soon realize the

by: CG Lurker

by eboKtsoP

The eboK Report – RD 1

This weeks eboK Report will be short due to awards voting & for some reason, 6 teams are on a bye. For the next round of playoffs maybe I’ll ask some individuals for an interview

Week 3 Shitters of The Week

  1. Jags & 49ers

Jags

The old VFL is back! I feel bad for Grof for trying to draft the “best” available this season & getting his time wasted.

 

49ers

The 49ers made the shitters of the week because they didn’t drop Kuhrow but instead dropped aceboogs.







PLAYOFF PICTURE

49ers vs Eagles

Honestly, in a 3 game series, I can see either team winning this but if I had to pick one team I would have to go with the Eagles. They have the better madden team & debatably better users. If the KoolWhip Island can hold his own vs the db fire spammer named Kubo then the 9ers will be moving onto the next rd. This series will go to game 3 no matter what.

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Jags vs Texans

Even if Pickleball isn’t scheduled when this series takes place. I don’t see the jags winning a game unless Grof goes crazy in the pistol full house. 

TBH the jags might not even show up…

by Hiighwalkr

TOP 4 STORYLINES OF WEEK 2

  Johnny wheels vs the world..

#4 TpBraves is doing his best Howie Roseman impersonation in an attempt to get the Eagles roster right in time for playoffs. BengalzFlash adds a much-needed veteran presence, while their latest addition of Trash Sticks could be their missing link to VFL relevance. Heading into W3 this team needs to build on these acquisitions and build up some chemistry before playoffs begin.  

#3 The PICKLEGATE controversy that is the Jaguars unfortunate reality. Groff did all he could this season, he reassembled his typical crew and drafted extremely well with the selections of Ponchy, Brisket and Blak… or so we thought. This team is the best example to showcase how top players in our league rarely prefer a true challenge or really doing anything out of their Madden comfort zones.  

#2 After WK1 BeachMode and the Dolphins surely looked the part of “Dud of the league”. Their GM had scheduling conflicts and the team as a whole couldn’t find a way to win games. Maybe chemistry was finally built, maybe it was their addition of QB Wace, but now sitting on a 5-game win streak, this team is getting hot at the perfect time. Beach deserves A LOT of credit for being the consistent VFL player he’s always been. 

#1 Brady pulls an actual Tom Brady, retires…. then unretires shortly after. Now I’m personally happy to see that issue resolved, Brady is a solid owner and always puts together great lines and teams in this league. My only question is, sitting at 9-3 they are poised for a top spot once playoffs begin, but will this added bump in the road of controversy derail their winning ways? 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

by eboKtsoP

The eboK Report – SZN 11 – WK 2

ABYSS INTERVIEW

  1. How did it feel to win your Legacy game rematch vs Realest? 

It always feels good to get a win, pretty sure it’s the first time I’ve ever beaten Realest. 

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  1. Will you be looking to set up the tie breaker game vs Realest this szn?

I’m trying to play the best lines during the season so I can try to figure out wtf I’m doing before playoffs, so if we play the ravens again next week I’ll probably be in that one. 

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  1. Did it feel a lot easier to beat realest when he didn’t have Gabe & eboK?

Absolutely, when you take 3 of the top players and put them on a line, it’s gonna be a tough game for anyone. I played with Gabe and realest one season and It was super easy because I could mess up and they will make up for me sucking.

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  1. Will the Abyss & Realest reunite for another VFL szn or are those days behind us?

I’d love to play with Realest again. He’s a great player and I would’ve tried to get him this season if he wanted to play DC for me.

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  1. If there was a draft & you had to choose 1 player that you’ve played with in prior seasons. Who would you pick & why?

Honestly, when me realest and Assassin played, it was the most fun I had. Gaabage was freaking hilarious to play with. He made sure to make fun of how bad I was every game, but it’s funny as hell coming from him. Obvious answer to the original question is Realest.

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DaAccountant INTERVIEW

 

  1. How did it feel to ABSOLUTELY DOMINATE the mut kids in your primetime matchup? Were you confident going into your matchup with Hex?

 

It felt great I actually have zero beef with hexi he played a good game but it felt good to give an L to the toxic mut kids. I lobbed the defense all week to shut down hexi plays so I was confident if my defense worked and lucky didn’t turn over the ball we would win

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  1. Do you feel the crying in gen chat was justified for how hex spams his RPO every play? You obviously showed that it can easily be stopped.

 

No just like anything else you have to adapt the defense I used was the 3rd variation/Formation i kept tweaking it to stop it. Part of it was users to I simplify the reads for the second day so they had their job I had mine and the defense covered the rest. People need to learn to lab and and try to get better versus expecting it to be easy and get banned

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  1. On a scale of 1-10 how bricked were you when you saw D Law x factor & pollard juke box?

 

Fully bricked for dlaw and what is juke box? (I can’t run this madden to save my life)

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  1. With the regular szn coming to an end next week. Is it a goal of yours to achieve a top 2 seed or are the cowboys chillin? If you did achieve a top 2 seed. Who would you pick for your 1st rd matchup?

 

We are always going for 1 seed! We don’t really have a preference for who we play because either way we got to play our game.

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  1. I’m guessing you’ll be top 5 in the MVP race again this week. With that being said. Will you be shooting for the MVP trophy?

 

I always shoot to be the best in whatever I do. That being said Jack and lucky deserve credit too my defense is my defense but with out them doing their jobs jack stopping running lucky lurking my defense I can’t get pressure and my defense doesn’t work.

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  1. Is FOEx Lucky on the block?

 

Last time I checked the GM makes the trades…. so he’ll yea luck aka baker Brady aka sold by lucky aka the turnoveranator is on the damn block.

WEEK 2 MVP Standings

 

  1. IR x Brady
  2. SheLoveNeal
  3. eboKtsoP
  4. DaAccountant
  5. NORTHZIDE

IR x Brady– WINS over Hucci, Koolaidz, Beachmode, Grof, Beaste, Abyss.

WIN- 6

LOSS- 0

Off Yards- 0

Points For- 176

PASS COMP- 83

PASS ATT- 113

COMP %- 73.5

PASS YARDS- 1588

PASS TDS- 12

PASS INT- 5

TFLS- 2

DEF INT- 3

FF- 2

DTDS- 2

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SheLoveNeal– WINS over warpath twice, braves, eagles, abyss, villian av.

WIN- 6

LOSS- 0

Off Yards- 2020

Points For- 160

PASS COMP- 92

PASS ATT- 125

COMP %- 73.6

PASS YARDS- 1658

PASS TDS- 15

PASS INT- 8

TFLS- 5

DEF INT- 3

FF- 1

FR- 1

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eboKtsoP– WINS over warpath twice , braves, eagles, abyss,villian av.

WIN- 6

LOSS- 0

RUSH ATT- 41

RUSH YARDS- 381

RUSH YPC- 9.3

RUSH TDS- 5

REC- 9

REC YARDS- 86

REC TDS- 1

RAC- 33

TFLS- 31

SACKS- 16.5

DEF YARDS AGAINST- 1169

POINTS ALLOWED- 78

TO- 10

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DaAccountant– WINS over eagles, grof, koolaidz, Hex, Hog. Lost to Fig.

WIN- 5

LOSS- 1

RUSH ATT- 70

RUSH YARDS- 309

RUSH YPC- 4.4

RUSH TDS- 6

REC- 8

REC YARDS- 105

RAC- 28

TFLS- 20

SACKS- 11

DTDS- 1

DEF YARDS AGAINST- 829

POINTS ALLOWED- 33

TO- 8

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NORTHZIDE– WINS over Hucci, Koolaidz, Beachmode, Grof, Beaste, Abyss.

WIN- 6

LOSS- 0

RUSH ATT- 40

RUSH YARDS- 193

RUSH YPC- 4.8

RUSH TDS- 6

FUM- 2

REC- 16

REC YARDS- 181

REC TDS- 0

TFLS- 24

SACKS- 12.5

DEF INT- 2

PDEF- 1

FR- 1

SFTY- 1

DTDS- 1

DEF YARDS AGAINST- 1428

POINTS ALLOWED- 85

TO- 12

Week 2 Shitters of the Week

  1. Blunkey
  2. Hex & Kubo
  3. Lucky
  1. BLUNKEY

The Blunkster somehow BAITED Lucky Dabs into dropping Wace & picking him up. Blunkey went an amazing 0-3 this week to earn himself the BREESUSS award. He put up 0 points vs the Eagles & 3 points vs Hucci. The series between Hucci & the Blunkster is 1-1. Will Blunkey get another chance this szn to see who wins the trilogy?

2. Hex & Kubo

Hex & Kubo went 1-2 this week with 1 stat game vs Kwame & then putting up 2 STINKERS vs Beachmode & DaAccountant. VFL > MUT Squads?


3. Lucky

Lucky made the shitter list for dropping Wace for Blunkey. Wace went 3-0 with Farah & Areis. Blunkey went 0-3 & then got dropped. Not the best roster decision Lucky has ever made. On the bright side the under on his trade spread might hit this szn.

eboKs Week 1 Power Rankings

 

  1. Chiefs
  2. Ravens
  3. Chargers
  4. Bills
  5. Cowboys
  6. Dolphins
  7. 49ers
  8. Eagles
  9. Bengals
  10. Jags

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1. Chiefs (10-2)

Wace — Today at 6:31 PM

We need a ESPN Channel and get some media members. So we can have reports when a team like 0-6 be like “ I heard there was trouble in the Kc locker room after losing to The 1-5 dolphins and not scoring Against the Cowboys, I heard Star player Hexi aka Patrick Mahomes yelling At his teammates quote saying “ ITS YOUR FAULT U RAN RIGHT INTO HIM” after a Pick to end the game, and earlier in the game against the dolphins he was heard yelling WHAT ARE U DOING KUBO U JUJED RIGHHT INTO HIM DUMBA**” after a fumble. The Kc chiefs are falling apart Fans are now calling them the quote “ KC Qeefs”.

2. Ravens (9-3)

I should’ve put the Ravens lower on the list due to Realest losing his legacy game against Abyss…

Chael Sonnen has put together a team with 3 ppl who are close to MVP considerations. Mallard, Realest & Warpath. If those 3 keep up their production then i dont see how the ravens dont secure a 1st rd bye.

3. Chargers (9-3)

Will Brady be able to secure MVP next week? Can Beaste help Fig press the A button?

4. Bills (6-6)

Everyone on the roster is 3-3 which means team chemistry is at an all time high. Abyss should drop Hucci for Blunkey.

5. Cowboys (7-4)

Will Lucky be able to figure out his 2nd line before the playoffs? Shouldve kept wace

6. Dolphins (5-7)

The Dolphins went an impressive 5-1 in week 2. Tua received fearless should be huge for them. Are the Dolphins the sleeper team?

7. 49ers (4-8)

After Koolaidz week 2 vacation he should be ready to win some ball games with SAM DARNOLD. Johnnywheels DOMINATED ponchyswag in week 2 at QB.  Has Kuhrow ever been good at madden?

8. Eagles (?-?)

Braves was able to get some wins with a roster full of free agents. Can Trash Sticks set the Eagles up for greatness?

9. Bengals (4-8)

The Bengals had a very impressive 0-6 week. Maybe VillianAV can hard carry em to some wins.

10. Jags (3-8)

Pickleball.