The eboK Report – SZN 11 – Week 1

The eboK Report will be a weekly thing for at least this szn of the VFL. I’ll be posting the MVP standings every week along with Shitters of the week & power rankings. I’m Hoping after reading the weekly eboK Report everyone goes in chat & calls me a braindead shitter every week & calls me bad names. 

 

Media = Engagement.

Week 1 MVP Standings

 

1. IR x Brady 

2. Th3 R3al3st 260

3. SheLoveNeal

4. SixthMallard

5. DaAccountant

 

1. IR x Brady

In week 1 Brady went 3-0 with wins over Hucci, Koolaidz & Beachmode.

 

Week 1 stats

Points For- 92, OFF Yards 862, Wins 3, Losses 0, Comp 39, Atts 55, Comp% 70.9, Pass yards 753, PASS TDs 8, PASS INTs 1, TFLs 1, D ints 1, FF 1.

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2. Th3 R3al3st 260

In week 1 Realest went 3-0 with wins over Champ, Grof & ThaKiidKing.

Week 1 stats

Points For-78, OFF Yards 640, Wins 3, Losses 0, Comp 20, Atts 29, Comp% 69, Pass yards 357, PASS TDs 4, PASS INTs 2, Rushes 13, yards 70, TFLs 2, D ints 3, PDEFs 2.

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3. SheLoveNeal

In week 1 the Philly Jawn went 3-0 with wins over warpath, braves & the eagles.

 

Week 1 stats

points for-76, OFF Yards 976, Wins 3, Losses 0, Comp 43, Atts 52, Comp% 82, Pass yards 834, PASS TDs 7, PASS INTs 4, TFLs 4, D ints 1.

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4. SixthMallard

In week 1 SixthMallard went 3-0 with wins over Champ, Grof & ThaKiidKing.

 

Week 1 stats

Wins 3, Losses 0, Rushes 1, Yards 1, Recs 15, Yards 300, Tds 4, RAC 106, TFLs 14, Sacks 7, D ints 2, FF 1, DTDs 2, DEf Yards 0, Points Allowed 46, TOs 5.

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5. DaAccountant

In week 1 DaAccountant went 3-0 with wins over the eagles, grof & koolaidz.

 

Week 1 stats 

Wins 3, Losses 0, Rushes 34, yards, 121, RUSH TDs 4, RECs 6, yards 65, RAC 21, TFLs 10, Sacks 7, DTDs 1, DEF Yards 451, Points Allowed 14, TOs 6.

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Week 1 Shitters of The Week

  1. Hucci line
  2. Farah Line
  3. Eagles
  1. Hucci, NateCashMoney, T1 Anime

In Week 1 the Hucci line went 0-3 with losses to Brady, ThaKiddKing & Childplease. This line couldve easily went 3-0 if some things went their way but at the end of the day if you think you lost cuz of 1 play then you didnt play good enough to win. Maybe going 0-3 week 1 is the new strat at winning the ring like it was for me going 1-2 last madden. Hucci might be onto somethin fr.

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  1. Champ, Farah, Areis

In Week 1 the Champ line went 0-3 with losses to Realest, Hex & a FF. I know this line was very hyped to have the speed of the dolphins but at the end of the day if you dont know how to use Tua then the speed of the dolphins is irrelevant & wasted. Maybe next week they’ll start run committing or calling something other than cover 3 vs the “ai tampering” plays. I’m sure this line will turn it around but week 1 was definitely hard to watch if you’re a Farah En Fuego enjoyer like myself. **as i’m editing this Champ has been blacklisted by Beachmode so i doubt Farah & Areis end up staying in Miami for much longer.**

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  1. Eagles

The FOEx clan couldnt even last 1 week in the league without quitting. Maybe another clan name change & they’ll be ready to go next time.

eboKs Week 1 Power Rankings

  1. Chiefs
  2. Ravens
  3. Chargers
  4. Cowboys
  5. Bills
  6. Bengals
  7. Jags
  8. 49ers
  9. Dolphins
  10. Eagles

1. Chiefs (6-0)

The Chiefs went 6-0 this week thanks to the QB play of the Philly Jawn & the highschooler. Sadly even after a 6-0 week this shitter team had locker room problems & will be making roster changes for week 2. Can the Philly Jawn get things under control & right the ship?

Line 1 (3-0)- SheLoveNeal, eboKtsoP, Tmo. WINS over warpath, braves & the eagles

SheLoveNeal– Points For 76, OFF Yards 976, Comp 43, Atts 52, Comp% 82, Pass yards 834, PASS TDs 7, PASS INTs 4, TFLs 4, D ints 1.

eboKtsoP– Rushes 17, Yards 142, Rush TDs 2, RECs 4, Yards 53, RAC 24, TFLs 10, Sacks 1, Yards Allowed 429, Points Allowed 34, TOs 5.

Tmo– RECs 39, Yards 781, TDs 7, RAC 210, TFLs 9, Sacks 3, D INT 4, PDEFs 7.

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Line 2 (3-0)- You Glaze Me, Trey Demonz. WINS over Fig & Champ.

You Glaze Me– Points For 45, OFF Yards 604, Comp 14, Atts 20, Pass Yards 241, TD 1, INT 1, Rush 3, Yards 18, TDs 1, TFLs 3, D INT 1.

Trey Demonz– RECs 14, Yards 241, TDs 1, RAC 88, TFLs 2, Sacks 2.

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2. Ravens (5-1)

King High was able to lead his team to a 5-1 start & have 2 players in the top 5 discussion of the MVP race as of right now. Will Y 3 3 Z U $ leave his lines how it is or will he move woody back to realest? Only time will tell.

Line 1 (3-0)- Realest, SixthMallard, Telos. WINS over Champ, Grof, THaKiidKing.

Th3 R3al3st 260 points for 78, OFF Yards 640, Comp 20, Atts 29, Comp% 69, Pass yards 357, PASS TDs 4, PASS INTs 2, Rushes 13, yards 70, TFLs 2, D ints 3, PDEFs 2.

SixthMallard– Rushes 1, Yards 1, Recs 15, Yards 300, TDs 4, RAC 106, TFLs 14, Sacks 7, D ints 2, FF 1, DTDs 2, DEF Yards 0, Points Allowed 46, TOs 5.

Telos– Rushes 28, Yards 213, TDs 3, RECs 5, Yards 57, RAC 27.

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LIne 2 (2-1)- Warparth, Mr. Media Man, Woody. WINS over Fig & Eagles. Lost to Neal.

Warpath– Points For 57, OFF Yards 547, Comp 24, Atts 36, Comp % 66.7, Pass Yards 342, TDs 4, Ints 3, Rushes 4, TFLs 1, D int 1.

Woohdy– Rushes 32, Yards 181, TDs 1, FUM 1, RECs 7, Yards 54, TDs 1, RAC 19, D int 1, DTDs 1.

High Walker– Rushes 1, Yards 3, RECs 17, Yards 285, TDs 3, RAC 106, TFLs 9, Sacks 5, Points Allowed 53, TOs 2.

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3. Chargers (4-2)

The Brady led Charger ended up with a solid 4-2 record this week. Figs line will turn it around but maybe Brady can find a way to trade for NateCashMoney to help Fig press the A button?

Line 1 (3-0)- Brady, North, Dfeet. Wins over Hucci, Koolaidz & Beachmode.

Brady– Points For- 92, OFF Yards 862, Comp 39, Atts 55, Comp% 70.9, Pass yards 753, PASS TDs 8, PASS INTs 1, TFLs 1, D ints 1, FF 1.

North– Rushes 20, Yards 109, TDs 3, RECs 4, Yards 43, TFLs 12, Sacks 6.5, D int 1, PDEF 1.

Dfeet– RECs 35, Yards 710, TDs 7, TFLs 8, Sacks 4.5, D int 3, PDEFs 2, DTDs 1.

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Line 2 (1-2)- Fig, Smitty, Bwall. WON vs Eagles, Losses to Warpath & Hex.

Fig– Comp 11, Att 13, Comp % 84.6, Yards 255, TDs 1, TFLs 3, PDEFs 1.

Smitty– Rushes 22, Yards 144, TDs 3, RECs 4, Yards 101, TDs 1, TFLs 10, Sacks 3.

Bwall– RECs 7, Yards 154, TFLs 2, D ints 1, PDEFs 1.

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4. Cowboys (5-1)

DaAccountant led Cowboys ended week 1 with an impressive 5-1 record. Wace had some big wins this week & Accountant put Lucky on his back. Will Lucky hit the over on his 2.5 spread for trades this szn?

Line 1 (3-0)- Lucky, Acc, Jacc. WINS over Eagles, Grof & Koolaidz.


FOEx Lucky- points for 68, OFF Yards 537, Comp 33, Atts 51, Comp% 64.7, Pass yards 427, PASS TDs 4, PASS INTs 3, Rush 4, Yards 6, TFLs 3, D INT 2, PDEF 3.

DaAccountant- Rushes 34, yards, 121, RUSH TDs 4, RECs 6, yards 65, RAC 21, TFLs 10, Sacks 7, DTDs 1, DEF Yards 451, Points Allowed 14, TOs 6.

713Jacc- RECs 27, Yards 362, TDs 4, RAC 108, TFLs 2, D int 4.

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Line 2 (2-1)- Wace, Death, Yogi. WINS over Childplease & Hucci. Lost to Realest.

ThaKiidKing- Points for 43, OFF Yards 684, Comp 43, Atts 58, Comp% 74.1, Pass Yards 597, TDs 3, INTs 4, Rush atts 3, Yards 26, TFLs 4, Sacks 1, D ints 3, PDEF 2.

Death- Rushes 21, Yards 87, TDs 2, RECs 2, Yards 22, RAC 18, Sacks 1, Points Allowed 14.

YogiB- RECs 27, Yards 378, TDs 2, RAC 198, TFLs 4, Sacks 1, FF 1, Points allowed 7.

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5. Bills (2-4)

The Bills had a disappointing week going 2-4 with Hucci, Nate & T1 winning the Breesuss award for week 1(Shitters of the week). Even though Hucci went 0-3 this week he did have 2 flukey Ls which was very unfortunate to say the least. Abyss was very close to going 3-0 but was put in a box by the brisket. Can Hucci & Abyss right the ship before next week?

Line 1 (0-3)- Hucci & Nate. Losses to Brady, Wace & Childplease.

Hucci- Comp 12, Atts 19, Comp % 63.2, Pass Yards 211, TDs 1, Ints 3, Rushes 4, Yards 57, TDs 1, TFLs 2.

NateRushes 16, Yards 157, TDs 1, RECs 5, Yards 83, RAC 55, TFLs 7, Sacks 1.

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LIne 2 (2-1)- Abyss, RPO Painkiller, Rusty. Wins over BEachmode & Eagles. Lost to Ponchy.

Abyss- Points For 57, OFF Yards, 645, Comp 36, Atts 57, Co mp% 63.2, Pass yards 560, PASS TDs 5, PASS INTs 1, Rushes 4, yards 29, RUSH TD 1, TFLs 4.

RPO Painkiller- Recs 23, Yards 450, TDs 4, RAC 129, TFLs 19, Sacks 13, SFTY 1, DEF Yards 374, Points Allowed 23, TOs 3.

Rusty- Rushes 20, Yards 65, TDs 1, RECs 13, Yards 110, TDs 1, RAC 86, TFLs 1, D ints 3, PDEF 2.

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6. Bengals (4-2)

Week 1s surprise team is the Bengals. Both Child & Hog finished the week with a 2-1 record. Beaste got an MVP type of workload this week but didnt have MVP type stats. Maybe Beaste will find his way in the top 5 for MVP soon?

Line 1 (2-1)- Child, Beaste, Pullout. Wins over Hucci, 49ers. Lost to ThaKiidKing

Child– Off Yards 526, Comp 20, Att 31, Comp% 64.5, Pass Yards 284, TDs 2. 

BeasteRushes 54, 242 yards, 2 TDs, Rec 4, Yards 28, TFLs 7, Def Ints 4.

Pullout– RECs 15, Yards 279, TFLs 7, Sacks 3.

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Line 2 (2-1) Hog, Isaac, Joker. Wins over Beachmode & Eagles. Lost to Ponchy.

Hog- Comps 27, Atts 40, Comp% 67.5, Pass Yards 430, TDs 4, Ints 4, 7 TFLs, 3 D ints, PDEFs 2.

Joker- Rushes 34, Yards 263, TDs 2, RECs 8, Yards 66, RAC 20, TFLs 5, D int 1, PDEF 1, DTDs 1.

Isaac- RECs 19, Yards 364, TDs 4, RAC 65, Points Allowed 35

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7. Jags (3-3)

2-4, 3-3 is exactly the type of week i though a roster like this would have. Maybe Grof can rally the troops & get the jags in the top 5 next week.

Line 1 (2-1)- Ponchy, BLK, Brisket. Wins over Hog & Abyss. FFd vs KC.

Ponchy- Comp 20, Att 25, Comp% 80, Pass Yards 304, TDs 2, Ints 1, Rushes 3, Yards 8, TFLs 4, Sacks 3.

BLK- Rushes 13, Yards 121, TDs 2, RECs 3, Yards 28, RAC 23, TFLs 2, Sacks 1, 

Brisket- RECs 17, Yards 276, TDs 2, RAC 100, TFLs 4, D ints 3, PDEF 3, DTDs 2.

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Line 2 (1-2)- Grof, Rigs, Minotaur. Win over Buckeye. Losses to Lucky & Realest.

Grof- Comp 15, Atts 27, Comp% 55.6, Yards 229, Ints 2, Rushes, 7, Yards 42, TDs 1, TFLs 4. 

Rigs- Rushes 35, Yards 255, TDs 3, REC 5, Yards 65, RAC 123, TFLs 2, Sacks 1, D ints, 2, PDEF 2, DTDs 1.

Minotaur- RECs 10, Yards 153, RAC 40, TFLs 10, Sacks 5.

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8. 49ers (1-5)

Can Koolaidz hard carry this team this szn or will he end up getting traded? Why is Kuhrow so bad at madden?!?

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9. Dolphins (0-6)

As of today Champ was blacklisted by Beachmode for gettin busy. Will Beach be able to reconstruct this roster & get some wins under their belts or will he end up trading the DCoty Farah & Areis & folding in the szn?

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10. Eagles (0-6)

Braves took over ownership at the end up of this week & is looking to retool his team to make a Super Bowl push. He hopes players like T1 anime & DJ Ragequit will be the key to his success. Will Braves pick up the AP line to fill his roster needs?

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Congrats on reading through the week 1 of The eboK Report. If you made it this far can you answer in gen chat why is Kuhrow so dogwater at everything?

TOP 4 STORYLINES OF WEEK 1

  OLD FORMAT, OLD PROBLEMS..

#4 Heading into S11 I gave the Bills my highest grade of the draft, thus far it would seem like I have zero clue… The Bills ended the week 2-4, but what was most surprising was the Hucci- Nate- T1 line going 0-3. Naturally, they demoted their HC and brought up a replacement to hopefully give a spark to the already extremely talented line. 

#3 In one of the most intriguing matchups of Week 1, the Ravens (Realest- Mallard- Telos) squared up against the Dolphins (Champ- Fara- Aries). What was supposed to be a back-and-forth affair, quickly turned into one team completely outclassing the other. This game perhaps snowballed into what ended up being a 0-6 week for the Dolphins.

#2 Battle for QB Supremacy:  Ned, Realest and Lucky all going 3-0 in Week 1, followed by strong 2-1 performances by Ponchy, Warpath and Abyss. As far as rankings based on Week 1- Hard to deny Ned converting almost 83% of his 52 pass attempts, though Abyss and his 5TD 1INT ratio is equally impressive. Would have to consider dark horse candidates like ChildPlease as well, going 2-1 on the week while playing mistake free football in all 3 games with 31 passing attempts. Too early to say, but numerous QBs are hot out the gate. 

#1 The Eagles and the VFL have a history. Quite possibly one of the worst seasons in our leagues history, the Season 7 Eagles ran by Johnny Wheels and Blunkey were the dumpster fire of all dumpster fires… that is until now perhaps. Not only did the Eagles go 0-6 in Week 1, but they also lost their owner. Depending on how Week2 goes, this season’s Eagles could go down as the worst VFL team OF ALL TIME. Maybe next time we’ll do 8 Owners and 3 Lines??

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

VFL DRAFT GRADES

IT’S GRADE SZN 

 

10 – 49ERS

Gmen took a massive swing when he snagged the 49ers in the opening round. The team selection is fine, that roster is CRACKED.. the questionable aspect is taking them R1 above teams like KC, BUF, PHI, MIA. User selections get even more intriguing when an RB/HC was taken in the second round (Paid Dough). On the bright side, Gmen landed a massive value with pick with his third selection (Kurhow). 

GRADE: D

9 – Eagles

Another scenario where a team was taken in the 1st round well before community projections. This team also was at a disadvantage after trading away a 2nd round pick earlier in the day.. Assuming that could have caused FoeAlpha’s desperation to land his team. As far as the player selections, time will tell since these 2 lines are mostly friends and not VFL veterans being forced to play together.   GRADE: D

8 – Seahawks/ Switched to Jaguars

VFL veteran Groff comes back into some good fortune after landing the 2nd pick and then trading up to the first selection and taking #1 ranked QB Ponchy. Followed by another high risk/ high reward selection in Brisket, Groff did very well targeting established high IQ players in this draft. The only true question mark is his team selection (Wrote this article prior to team switch.) Jaguars are a more viable option this season. 

GRADE: C

7 – Bengals

Hogcrazy and GM ChildPlease aligned themselves with fellow VFL veterans to put together a very well known roster. The Bengals give them a strong team to user and other than Beaste switching from OC to DC, this group should do well this season.

GRADE: B-

6 – Cowboys

Lucky does what he’s been doing for quite some time now and put together another potential SB winning roster. Lucky was the owner who gave the MUT crew an opportunity in the past, now this season we see him brining in some new faces to the league (Very former VFL Players). 

GRADE: C+

 

5 – Ravens  

If I can boast for a moment, where I believe this team possibly won the draft this season was with their 42nd selection of the Baltimore Ravens. Players still have to play and games need to be won and this team does have potential question marks especially at OC with their first selection Realest.    GRADE: B

4 – Dolphins

The Taylor Swift/ Travis Kelce couple of the VFL, Beach and Champ headed into the draft with an obvious gameplan of selecting the players they select/play with every season.

GRADE: B

3 – Chargers

No D riding here, but typically speaking any team Brady is apart of does fairly well. Brady drafted his typical crew, but also took a chance on the former ownership group of Fig and Smitty. This is a very low risk, high reward move basically brining on another Owner and GM for added consistency, which is very key from a line 2.

GRADE: B+

2 – Bills

Abyss and Hucci were already ahead of the curve by heading into the draft being two top end QBs. Their team pick and strong selections of Fear and Nate only solidified this teams path to a possible SB this season.     GRADE: A

1 – Chiefs aka Team Toxicity : Ned made the obvious selection at #3 and brought in the game changer that is TMO, though this season he is apparently playing DC. This ownership group plus the addition of TMO quite possibly have the best chemistry day one, adding Hex as their 2nd QB will either destroy the league or their locker room. Last time Ned and Hex played together, the result was one person quitting mid-season and the other turning on his Owner publicly after a playoff loss. GRADE: B

Top 5 Undrafted Players

  LET’S assume some lines get blown out w1, after that target these PLAYERS.

#5 TPBRAVES- A veteran of the league, who has had many successful seasons at Owner. I would assume he went undrafted because this is the first time- in a long time, he’s not been a part of Ownership and he recently decided to switch from OC to DC. After speaking to Braves, he would still play OC for the right team. I would definitely recommend owners keep him on their radar moving forward, he’s a Swiss army knife that has open availability!

#4 Pork – Not so long ago, Pork was regarded as one of the most promising new players in the VFL. He had a dominant season playing along KoolAidz, where he was a Top10 WR and DL. With the ability to DC and solid football knowledge overall, Pork is a plug and play user who can help any team looking for stability at the WR position. 

#3 Blunkey- No this is NOT a typo, as hated as he may be by some of the league, time and time again he has proved to be at the very least a bottom 10 QB within this league. With Quarterback being the most important position on the field and the VFL having very few “elite” options at said position, I think it would be wise for Owners to keep in contact with Blunkey moving forward. 

#2 Lurker- Very surprised he wasn’t drafted last night. It could possibly be due to his position change? Either way, he’s a veteran of the league and is very capable of helping a team with a QB need or apparently DC since that’s his signed-up position. 

#1 The AP Boys- Now with that said, It’s the AP boys minus Vermont. Still though, Utah and Swift have slowly but surely become household names within the VFL and are probably the most chill dudes you will find in the league. The fact they went undrafted has to be because they didn’t tryout for Owners. Don’t be foolish and hit one of these dudes up before someone else does, but I highly suggest getting both if you do. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My Exclusive Interview w Blunkey aka Hercules

The shocking VFL interview of the year…

Like Sean Penn, when he interviewed cartel king pin El Chapo, I’ve snuck into enemy lines to bring our community this exclusive and riveting one on one sit down with the man we call Blunkey, a man who would appreciate it if we would instead call him “Hercules”. 

 

  1. Greeting/ Introduction

– I was surprised at the willingness of Hercules to be interviewed by myself, he seemed overly interested and calculated with his responses to each of my questions. My goal with this interview was to potentially unlock some truth behind this heavily criticized man… Diving into his glory and recent awards, but also examining his fails, such as numerous league mutes and scam allegations. 

  1. How did he get here??

  • It’s quite funny to hear the reason Hercules is in the VFL today, is heavily due to the recruitment of former league member JohnnyKnoxville aka the VFL meme. According to Hercules himself, his Cinderella story started in S4 when he went from ECU RB to starting QB, in a playoff game versus Hucci- a game he ended up victorious. 

 

  1. Shots Fired At Hucci??

  • I asked Blunkey straight up, what does he think of the multiple time champion Hucci?? His answer was exactly what you would expect, but slightly more insightful than I expected. He gave the NFL comparison of Brock Purdy and said Hucci is just that.. A QB that can win games with tons of talent surrounding him but will rarely elevate a team. He also noted that Hucci has taken the cowards way to a victory on multiple occasions against him, only fueling this expected rivalry.  

 

  1. Why does the league dislike you??

– Time for the real HARD HITTING questions. I followed up the Hucci banter with a question I’ve always wanted to ask Blunkey aka Hercules. Now once again, his answer was what you would expect, he took the spotlight off himself and his actions, while throwing as many people under the bus as possible BUT in a slight way I totally understand his response. Here is his exact quote. “I think it all comes down to personality. I have a big personality that a lot of owners aren’t ready for. It’s the same reason why a lot of NFL teams didn’t want to bring in Cam Newton even though he is worthy of being a back up QB – it’s because they know he’s a big locker room presence. But if we take a look through my whole VFL Career I’ve been playing with guys like Game Green, Spacious Horse, T1 Anime, Zabriel, etc. And that’s no disrespect to those guys but they don’t even get drafted in a typical season. And I was able to win OCOTY and big games with a poor/decent Supporting cast so I’ve proved I’m able to elevate the people around me in non-perfect situations”.

 

  1. Look in the mirror.

– Hercules clearly thinks of himself in very high regards, so I wanted to ask him how he would go about ranking himself within the top QBs of the VFL. He did give kudos to Brady and rightfully so, but in typical Blunkey fashion, he stated by the end of this season he will have finally dethroned Brady of the #1 QB ranking. I followed that question up by asking where he would rank Ace… His response “Out of the top10”.

 

  1. Ponch Rivalry? 40 point loss??

– With rumors of the “great” Ponchy gracing us mear mortals with his presence this season, I wanted Blunkey’s thoughts on his QB ability. His response ” I think ponchy had a good run for a little, but I think he got saved by the highball mechanic in 22. This year will be different. I’m also not high on him after me and Telos beat him by 40 points”.

  1. Rapid Fire Questions

  • Before our time was up, I wanted to shoot out a couple more questions, but this time around since Hercules had been very calculated in his responses, I wanted quick, short and sweet responses, using just 1 word or as few as possible to answer. FIRST QUESTON: “How would you describe your awful season of ownership with Johnny Wheels?” RESPONSE: ” Out of my control” NEXT QUESTION: “Did you really try and scam people out of $$??” RESPONSE: “Nah”… LAST QUESTION: “Who would you say is the most overrated player in the VFL?” RESPONSE: “TMO”……

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Early Thoughts on S11 Owner/GM Selections

3 Articles in 1 week? Crown me The Media Champ

The season is off and running as this week staff unleashed our “new” rule changes to great applaud by the community. Seeing the VFL get back to its roots, while adding much needed updates, is something that could ultimately save the league as we move forward. The biggest news comes from the recent Owner and GM announcements, overall showcasing familiar faces, with some mild early controversy.  

 

  1. Brady & The Same Line He Has Every Season.

– If Brady wasn’t someone I liked personally, I would have a little more to say on his GM decision (Northside). What I will say is: Any time these three line up together, the rest of the league is forced to take notice. As always it will be interesting to see how well they perform, as most of the league tries to catch up to the chemistry they already have together. 

 

  1. Abyss & OF COURSE Hucci Is GM For Another Elite QB.

  • Just like Brady, Abyss is someone I respect greatly- from his Madden capabilities to all his work so far this season with improving the league. Call me Salt Papi, but it will never not grind my gears seeing elite QBs teaming up together rather than creating their own deal. Either way, this will be a dominant force that has the ability to win it all… My first article of a potential Hucci v Ebok rivalry now has a real shot to happen!

 

  1. BeachMode & Champ, I’ll NEVER call him CPayne.

  • This shit is HOT! All typical Highwalkr smack talking aside, I love this pairing for each player. Beach is the veteran nice guy of the VFL, who never gets the opportunity of playing with elite talent- now he gets that shot. As for Champ, I respect the move and think it’s what the VFL truly needs right now. Once he brings in his typical line mates, I’m confident they will all work together and have a solid season. 

 

  1. Lucky & Hex….. Oh wait nvm, Accountant.

– I hope someone is at least following my articles because I predicted the drama that is Lucky being an owner in the VFL. Now I will say this, replacing Hex for Accountant is actually a very strong move and it’s awesome to see Accountant back in the VFL. Lucky figures shit out and one way or another his team will get wins.. The big question is, what’s next for the odd man out Hexied???!

 

  1. Yeezus & Waparth

– Not to toot my own horn, but this is another pairing that is truly interesting and good for the league. Warpath has a long history in the VFL, high and lows.. but most definitely someone who has the ability to win big games. For myself, I have a lot to prove as a player, but when I’m apart of ownership my resume speaks for itself. 3 seasons = 3 playoff births / 1 SB appearance and 1 best season record. 

 

  1. HogCrazy and ?????

– I don’t truly have enough information to give any sort of prediction on this ownership. I will say this, Hog is the only dude I know that uses our In-houses/Tryout channel to recruit/play public matches! #MakeScrimsGreatAgain

  1. Ned & Ebok

  • In a league filled with NBA Super Teams, why not add one more for good measure. Call me old fashion or a broken record, but I preferred the 80s and 90s era over the Lebron era. 

 

  1. Kobe & ?????

– I played on the Eagles with Kobe, the season we went to the SB and lost to Brady… (Pain). He is a solid player and brings with him a crew of talent that has played Madden together for quite some time. He hasn’t announced his GM yet, but I would recommend another old teammate of his TPBraves or possibly take a shot at the newly available Hexied. 

 

 

9. Blunkey

JK…………….

 

 

 

Ebok’s How To Be An Owner For Dummies

MEDIA… MEDIA… Media.. Ban Blunkey..

RAMBLE-

IMO there’s currently about 20 teams that you can easily win a Super Bowl with in Madden 24 so owners should prioritize players over teams.

The gameplay of Madden 24 has made it to where teams without Set Feet Lead or Pass Lead Elite can easily win games. Last Madden if you didn’t have a velocity ability on your QB then you were cooked but now on Madden 24 every QB throws the ball quick enough to whereas an owner you should be thinking of the team outside of the QB to decide who you want to pick. One could argue that Juke Box or Evasive is a more important ability in regs than Set Feet Lead or Pass Lead elite. With that being said unlike previous maddens the ability Edge Threat or Edge Threat Elite is just simply not good this year. Interior dlineman with El Toro are the go-to for pass rush in regs. Run stopping abilities are very important this year since the run game is very good. Zone abilities like Deep Out/In Zone KO are way more valuable than man knockout abilities this year (Acrobat is the closest thing to not having a zone knockout). If i was an owner i would value player picks over team picks for Madden 24. I probably would even go so far as to not spend my pick on a team until the final round of the draft. Also, if you’re an owner this season i hope you do your research to see who is on IR in the NFL & when that player will return before picking a team. Good Luck to all the Owners & hopefully no one shits it up on draft day.

 

  1. Eagles

– The Eagles have the best oline & defense in regs.

– They are 1 of 3 teams that get access to the extra hot routes in the slot.

– Jalen Hurts finally got some love in madden & is actually ELITE for once.

 

  1. Chiefs

– Mahomes has Hot Route Master & Pass Lead Elite.

– One of the fastest WR rooms.

– Chris Jones is by far the best dlineman I’ve seen in regs. Guy gets crazy pass rush every play as a CPU in 4 down lineman sets. (Aaron Donald is probably better but the rams are ass).

– Fast Secondary.

 

  1. Bills

– Second best Defense in the game behind Philly.

– Josh Allen Pass Lead Elite & Diggs Juke Box.

– Damar Hamlin on the field gives your team +100 morale.

 

  1. Chargers

– Top 5 defense on the game even after trading away JC Jackson.

– Herbert Pass Lead Elite.

– Ekeler is very good & LAC has a speed WR unlike last year.

 

  1. Bengals

– Burrow Set Feet Lead & Fearless.

– Joe Mixon is still very good even after losing his abilities.

– One of the best WR rooms in the game.

– Defense is Extremely fast & very good.

 

  1. Dolphins

– Dolphins could be the 3rd best team in the game if you were comfortable with tua & had a crazy playbook to throw bombs.

– Even without Ramsey(should be back during the VFL szn) they still have a borderline top 5 defense in the game. A lot of speed in the secondary.

– Best WR room in the game plus 95 & 96 speed RBs(idk when achane will be back).

 

  1. Cowboys

– Second best oline & Top 5 Defense in the game.

– Dak is actually useable this Madden thanks to the Velocity buff to QBs.

– WR room is fast plus CeeDee is great.

 

  1. Ravens

– Lamar Has the best release in the game for QBs.

– Zay Flowers, Duvernay & OBJ are actually good.

– Mark Andrews is the best TE in regs. Matchup Nightmare plus Lamars Tight Out allows him to catch anything & will agg anyone.

– Defense is good but not great.

 

  1. 49ers

– 9ers are 1 of 3 teams that has access to the extra hot routes out of the slot.

– CMC is the Madden 24 version of Nick Chubb, WR room is very good & Kittle is goated.

– Defense is good but definitely doesnt represent how good they are IRL.

– Sadly they traded away Trey Lance So you basically have to use Brock Purdy. Purdy has 84 throw power which is god awful but when you have CMC on your team you could just press the A button & hand that fucker off every play.

 

  1. Jaguars

– Trevor Lawrence has gunslinger & high throw power so he’s very good.

– Etienne is up to an 88 now & the WR room is very good. (sadly they moved on from the GLITCH Dan Arnold 6’6 TE).

– Defense isn’t good so you’re strictly picking the jags for the offense.

 

  1. Packers

– For whats its worth Jordan Love has slinger 1. I personnel dont like slinger 1 this madden but when you have a juke box RB & a 96 speed WR then you’ll make it work.

– Aaron Jones has juke box, Watson has 96 speed & Luke Musgrave is 6’6 with 89 speed.

– Defense is essentially the same from last madden minus Amos. 2 run stopping abilities & Jaire Alexander With Acrobot & his man coverage abilities. 

– Kenny Clark got moved to LE this madden which gives him more utility on defense & the secondary is Fast.

 

  1. Saints

– Derek Carr is great for a “low tier” team.

– Kamara has Juke Box & RB Apprentice.

– Good WR room.

– Defense is actually one of the better defenses on the game. Lattimore has Deep Out Zone KO.

 

Honorable Mention

 

Giants

 

– Saquon has Juke Box & Leap Frog.

– WR room is elite.

– Defense is fast but sadly Isiah Simmons is a MLB 🙁

 

Bucs

 

– Its the Madden 22 version of the Bucs minus Tom Brady.

– Baker has 94 throw power and a very good release.

 

Falcons

 

– Top 5 defense in the game.

– Pitts is the 2nd best TE in the game, Bijon is very good & they have Scottie Miller.

– Ridder is fast with 91 throw power so as long as you have a good scheme he will be fine.

 

 

VFL RIVALRIES WE NEED TO SEE IN S11

  STYLES MAKE FIGHTS BUT RIVALRIES MAKE SHIT TALKING GREAT AGAIN! 

Honorable Mention: Bwall Vs The World… He will literally argue with anyone. 

#5 Abyss VS Kwame (500K SB MVP) – This rivalry started back in S8 when the highly accomplished Abyss left his team mid-season. Leage speculation led us to believe that Abyss retired abruptly due to lack of talent from his line. The story gets interesting that following season (S9) when Kwame, a member of that Abyss line- went on a Cinderella like run at QB of all positions and ended up winning a SB. Seeing these two face off this upcoming season is most certainly a David vs Goliath matchup I want to witness. 

#4 Hiighwalkr vs Lucky (whatever his clan name is today) – I can’t really call this a rivalry, but it’s definitely a complicated relationship with a lot of VFL history. On a positive note, Lucky is a very consistent player/owner in this league. On a negative note, this man loves the drama and his teams are typically filled with it! Personally, I hope we both land ownership and I would enjoy squaring up against his line Week 1. 

#3 Realest vs TMO- This is more wishful thinking, but both of these men have crowned themselves the DC’s of the VFL and it’s time to see who’s truly the best. 

#2 Ebok vs Hucci – The Master versus the Apprentice battle we all deserve to finally see. Season after season, we would witness these two squad up and create havoc among other teams/owners. I say, enough is enough.. Ya’ll both have had success together, why not finally show the league who truly is Head Huncho! 

#1 The reigning OPOTY Blunkey vs Brady’s Line – This is hands down must see TV, the rivalry got even deeper this last week between Blunkey and Dfeet and the conversation of stat padding/his award win. I think the league’s matchmakers owe all of us this game ASAP. Sunday night, Prime Time football…. Blunkey wins or Blunkey loses by 50, win win for everyone involved here. 

PS: You can expect many MANY more articles like this, leading up to the VFL draft. Please tell me how awful my opinions are in Gen Chat, even bad pub is still considered good pub! 

 

 

 

 

 

VFL Power Rankings Week 1

Just a quick power ranking after week 1.

 

#1 – Cleveland Steamers

#2 – Unhinged Users

# 3 – We Dem Boyz

#4 – DCU

#5 – Prime Time Elites

#6 – 300

#7 – Above Perfection

#8 – Kekambas

#9 – New Day

#10 – Killer Ps

#11 – Honorable Mention

#12 – Jigga Juice

#13 – LA Elite

#14 – Boot E Meat

 

 

Top 5 players from week 1

xxHucci (3-0 )

Champ ( 3-0 )

Lucky ( 2-1 )

Fig ( 3-0 )

Farah ( 3-0 )

VFL Night 1 Recap

Tonight we kicked off our first season of Madden 24. Lots of changes have taken place in the VFL with a whole new format. We have some old faces and some new faces here at the start of Madden 24 and hoping to grow the league even more. We had some interesting games go on the first night and im here to give a recap just incase you missed them!!

 

First game of the season was featured by Team 300 and owner Blunkey vs LA Elite led by new owner OgFord. Early in the game it looked like Ford was ready to start off his VFL career with a win. Team 300 DC was getting picked apart early basically running a stock cover 3. After a few drives he made a decision to switch his defense to a Madden 23 meta defense spinner and DB Fire 2 and the whole outlook of the game took a huge turn. It was a 7-7 ball game and when Mrtookyoshi made the change to spinner and DB Fire the game got out of hand really quick. Ford threw at least 2 pick sixes after the game was tied 7-7 and the game was pretty much over. Team 300 came out victorious with a final score of 42-17.  Player of the game goes to Mrtookyoshi for the defensive play calling.

Shortly after game one of the night we instantly got a game 2 which was played by Team Unhinged led by familiar face Lucky vs Team New Day led by first time owner Jgas. This was a very back and forth game the whole time. Team New Day relied on a very run heavy attack the whole game and had multiple big time runs for 20+ yards. There was a point where both teams had back to back played of 70+ yard touchdown runs. Team Unhinged took a late led in the 4th with about 45 seconds to go. Team New Day took a kickoff down to around the 25 and was looking to tie the game and head into overtime. With about 15 seconds to go Team New Day throws a late interception to lose the game. Final score was 24-17 and was one of the best games of the night.

Game of the night easily goes to Team Unhinged vs Dem Boyz. Warpath made his VFL return representing Team Unhinged. Warpath was the former commish of the league who stepped away so his return was a cool thing to see. His first game back he got to face some good competition in Brady , Northsidez and Dfeet who were the leading line of the superbowl in the last season of Madden 23. Game was very back and forth and both Warpath and Brady made some big passes late in the forth quarter. Warpath got the ball last with the scored tied 21-21 with just 32 seconds remaining in the ball game. After picking up a big time 3&12 Warpath put his team in place to win with a late field goal after a big time seam pass to Brisket to walk it off with a game winning field goal. Lots of talk in the discord about Team Unhinged purposely running into DBs on purposely to keep drives alive. Will these two teams have beef this season?

 

Other scores on the night.

Team Unhinged beat Team Jigga  42-6

Team Kekambas beat Team 300  23-0

Team 300 beat Team Boot E Meat  37-7

Team Pittsburgh Killer P’s beat Team Unhinged  24-21

 

Team Records from night 1

Team Unhinged ( 2-1 )

Team 300 ( 2-1 )

Team Pittsburgh Killer P’s ( 1-0 )

Team Kekambas ( 1-0 )

Team New Day ( 0-1 )

Team Jigga ( 0-1 )

Team LA Elite ( 0-1 )

Dem Boyz ( 0-1 )